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By Lhorentso Nurmi

Economists blame the current economic downturn on the sub-prime credit crunching shenanigans, but the truth is another: people have stopped working and spend their time on YouTube instead, often looking for free porn.
This article explains the strategies you need to adopt to find the sexually stimulating material on YouTube for the purpose of self titillation.

Whilst YouTube is saturated with adult content it is quite difficult to find nudity and explicit content. YouTube owner Google spends significant resources finding and deleting content that they believe to be objectionable. This is takes us to the first point:

Free porn on YouTube is rarely about naked people and explicit sex
Free porn purists may argue that scenes lacking of explicit nudity and sexual acts should not be labelled as pornography. This is arguable, but given the shared objective – sexual titillation through experience of freely available adult material — we can be less strict in our interpretation of ‘porn’.

Also, if the reasoning of porn purists is correct than even the car wash scene from the movie Cool Hand Luke would not be considered as arousing enough for masturbatory purposes. That is just plain wrong.
Let us start with the type of content that would be of particular interest to those seeking the aforementioned explicit material.

Nudity and acts of a sexual nature in a medical context
This is educational content that usually covers medical examinations and procedures where genitals and breasts are exposed in full.

Finding such content requires the user to search for clinical terms rather than use more informal terminology. Rather than search for ‘pussy fingering’ use ‘vaginal examination’ instead. Better still, search for ‘gyno-rectal medical finger technique’. Similarly, ‘gay anal play’ will not yield significant results whilst ‘examination of the rectum’ will deliver very explicit content.

Try this for yourself. What better words should be used as alternatives to ‘boobs’ and ‘tits’ to find topless women playing with their own breasts? If you fail to come up with any keywords have a look at this clip for inspiration.

Don’t forget to look at the related videos for each clip. For example, a video related to the rectal examination one shows a man touching another’s man penis: Examination of the Male Genitalia [2 of 5].

Free porn direct from the source
YouTube is a fantastic marketing tool for those who produce and sell video content, including those operating in the adult entertainment industry.

Starting point is the Channels section for searching brands such as Playboy, Sandee Westgate (featured as the last good reason in our 6 Reasons Why Consuming Porn Is Not Bad For You article) and the fabolous Daily Tang! Once you find a channel featuring the type of videos you enjoy you the option to subscribe to it and keep updated whenever new videos are published.

No doubt you will come across a lot of videos that have been published by fans. Searching for Jenna Jameson, for example, returns over 1,500 results. This is all very good content but in most cases her copyright has been infringed. Don’t forget that getting aroused from copyright infringing material will cause your penis to drop off or your vagina to close up, depending on what gender you are.

Home made porn especially for you
YouTube is a vast community of generous people. Just like your neighbour surprising you with home made cookies still warm from the oven, thousands of YouTubers are sharing sexually stimulating videos they have produce themselves, which, like cookies, can be enjoyed whilst drinking a nice cup of chocolate (and plenty of lube).

Take alineporta25, for example. Her channel views are approaching the 150,000 mark because when she says “I love to make sensual vids” she really means it. An example being The most erotic vid of one sexygirl ass shaking featuring 6 minutes of quality footage of her backside.

alineporta25’s video was found with some difficulty searching for the term ‘ass’, which is very generic and returns 431,000 results. A good strategy to adopt is to be creative and think laterally for alternative key phrases; one that are less likely to be spammed in video titles and tags.

For example, searching for ‘lollipop licking’ will get you to a sexually stimulating video called Teana loves her lollipop, and some interesting related links. Hot chocolate was mentioned in a previous paragraph – a quick search for ‘hot chocolate girl’ will lead users to a video showing sensual dancing by Kiki the hot chocolate girl dance hall queen.

Don’t forget to search for ‘free porn’
A shot in the dark, but is it worthwhile?

Searching for ‘free porn’ will return an eclectic mix of videos of pirated content, clips designed to market other websites, cam girls and people including free porn in their titles. The latter are becoming increasingly problematic.

SugarBeatAngel, for example, has posted a vlog titled Almost like Free Porn. It features a small dog trying to engage in a sexual act with a pussy cat. Whilst this may be stimulating to a small percentage of people, it can not be considered to be ‘free porn’.

If you are going to search for such a generic term be prepared to have trawl through a lot of off topic material.

Beware of the anti-porn brigade
Porn haters are using the same techniques as adopted by SugarBeatAngel to communicate their anti-porn message to the masses. Such content is dangerous, immoral and unethical and may affect your libido.

An example of such wicked practice is a video called Learn how to get porn FREE. The title is a blatant lie. Not only there are no tips about finding free porn but the narrator is on a mission to terrorise the user with nonsensicle phrases such as “sexual addiction is fuelled by the jet engine of internet porn”.

If you are a victim of anti-porn terrorism quickly close your browser and get rid of any feelings of guilt that may be forming in your head. This statistic should help: every second over 28,000 internet users are viewing pornography. Now open your browser again and view a video called GOOD Magazine: Internet Porn for more stats about porn (written all over the body of a very sexy girl).

Just like it says in “Avenue Q,” the hit musical, “the internet is for porn.” And there is so much porn online that you might never have to crack open your wallet to get your X-rated fix. Here’s how to find all the free porn you can handle on the Internet.

• Step 1:

Use your favorite search engine. A simple, quick search for “free porn” will find you some solid options. But you can get more creative than that. Search for a specific porn star or sex act in the search engine’s image search function, and you’ll find dozens, if not hundreds, of examples of free images of what you are looking for. And the original links associated with the images can mean even more for your viewing pleasure.

• Step 2:

Visit video sites, such as PornoTube or X Tube, for a free movie fix. Most of the videos on these sites will be shorter in length than those on a site you might pay for, but the selection is so vast that you probably won’t even notice.

• Step 3:

Head over to some of the numerous adult picture blogs to sneak a peak at some of the hottest women in professional and amateur porn. Sites like Daily Niner offer free galleries culled from across the Internet and are a good place to start your search.

• Step 4:

If photos or videos are not what you’re interested in, you can try an erotic fiction website. The best best is Erotic Stories, which offers a substantial free database of user-submitted sexy stories.

• Step 5:

If you want to not only view free porn but get paid to do it, Adult Maven might be the site for you. If you’re willing to write reviews of the movies you watch, and if you meet the web site’s writing standards, you can see as much free porn as your heart desires. Visit their website to learn how to sign up.

Date of Birth:    18 January 1979, Taipei, Taiwan

height:        173cm

His music

• East Wind Breaks
• Qi Li Xiang

Ziyi Zhang   

Date of Birth:   9 February 1979, Beijing, China

Height    5′ 5″ (1.65 m)

Personal Quotes

In China, we don’t consider someone truly beautiful until we have known them for a long time, and we know what’s underneath the skin.

After Crouching Tiger (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)), there was a big change for me, with all the attention thrust upon me. I got lot of work: my first Hollywood film, Rush Hour 2 (2001), and a lot of advertisements in Asia. I think for me it’s a very good part of my life. I’ve been lucky, because I’ve had great characters to play. Now I really want to work with good directors.

You know, I never think I can become an actress. But it happened. Not because I dreamed it, but because it happened.

It’s my first time in a lead and I have to speak English! In a Japanese accent! [on Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)].

It was so hard working for him, but I like the challenge. We don’t learn the script, every day we had to, erm … improvise. [on working with Wong Kar-wai in '2046']

For Western women, it’s much easier to be yourself. If you want to do something, you just go and do it. In an Asian context, women are still much more modest and conservative. I want, through my roles, to express the parts in the hearts of Chinese women that they feel unable to let out.

Chinese women are much more modest than American women when it comes to clothes. We tend to show less flesh.

I’ve discovered that I value simplicity above all in dressing. I don’t like anything I wear to be too complicated or fussy.

Even though I’ve done Hollywood films, I still don’t think of myself as a Hollywood actress.

I always think it’s really hard if you are Asian or Chinese to be really in Hollywood. There are not so many really great characters for you. I always think you are lucky to get offered [something like] ‘Memoirs of a Geisha’, but I don’t think it will happen all the time.

But I enjoy being an actress a lot, because I can feel different women’s lives. I have the chance to feel like a geisha one day, and on another day maybe a scientist. That’s the interesting part for me. My profession has helped me to grow up.

I don’t like kick-ass stereotypical roles. I already turn a lot down, even when they promise me a lot of money. I really want to do something in Europe. With a small movie, it can be an interesting challenge. But I have to get the right project. I don’t think it’s so important to go to Hollywood. All that trash that comes out of there! I don’t want to do that.

Working in Hollywood, it’s clear the more money you have, the more technology you can get. So you can build a whole Japanese set. Only in Hollywood! I couldn’t believe the first day I walked on the set. Rob Marshall walked me like a tourist round the set. It took 40 minutes, so how big was that? Today it can be winter, and tomorrow summer. Everything’s unbelievable.

It was my publicist’s idea…. Either way, I’m still me, right? — on changing the order of her name from the Chinese-style “Zhang Ziyi” to the Western-style “Ziyi Zhang”, 2004

Salary

Where Are They Now

(November 2004) In L.A. shooting Memoirs of a Geisha (2005).

(January 2007) In Winnipeg shooting The Horsemen

Maggie Cheung

Date of  birth:    20 September 1964, Hong Kong

Height:                5′ 6¼” (1.68 m)

    Maggie Cheung was born on September 20, 1964, in Hong Kong, and moved at the age of eight with her family to England. After finishing secondary school, she returned to Hong Kong, where she began modeling and appearing in commercials. In 1983 she participated in the Ms. Hong Kong pageant, winning first runner-up, which proved not to be a detriment since she went on to become a star of both Hong Kong television and film.

Trivia

Member of the jury at the Berlin International Film Festival 1997.

First runner-up Miss Hong Kong. [1983]

Spokesmodel of Hermes.

Spokesmodel of LUX shampoo.

Clean (2004/I) was turning point in her career. Before this film was made, she was only offered the roles of beautiful Asian women in Western films.

Olivier Assayas wrote the characters of Maggie Cheung (in Irma Vep (1996)) and Emily Wang (in Clean (2004/I)) specifically with her in mind.

The first Chinese actress ever to win the Best Actress award at the Berlin International Film Festival (1992 – for Yuen Ling-yuk) and Cannes Film Festival (2004 – for Clean)

Her parents are Shanghainese. While she cannot speak the dialect, she understands it.

In Hong Kong, she has been handed every role she has played since she was 18 without an audition.

Wanted to be a hairdresser as a child.

Was offered a role in X2 (2003) but turned it down because “If I start making films like that, they won’t be proud. I’d feel like I was cheating. And I don’t want half the world, we have 1.3 billion people in China, to know I’m cheating. That matters to me. I have more pride than that.”

Learned French for her role in Augustin, King of Kung-Fu (1999).

Grew up in Bromley, Kent, when she lived in the UK.

Signed her divorce paper with Olivier Assayas on the set of Clean (2004/I) which was directed by her ex-husband.

She and Tony Leung Chiu Wai made 7 movies together: 2046 (2004), Days of Being Wild (1990), Dung che sai duk (1994), In the Mood for Love (2000), Party of a Wealthy Family (1991), The Eagle Shooting Heroes (1993), and Hero (2002). They also starred together in a short-lived tv-series: _”Sun sap si hing” (1984)_.

Acted in 6 movies with Brigitte Lin Ching Hsia, whom she considered her idol and an actress she respected.

She was a finalist to star in Memoirs of a Geisha (2005).

Declined lead role in “Memoirs of a Geisha” because of racial sensitivity between the Japanese and the Chinese, due to WWII.

Although an icon of Asian cinema, she is actually a European with extended residence in Hong Kong.

Member of the jury at the Venice Film Festival in 1999.

Member of the jury at the Cannes Film Festival in 2007.

Filmed a role in “Inglorious Basterds” (2009) but all of her scenes were deleted from the final cut.

Is fluent in English, French and Chinese (both Cantonese and Mandarin, and understands Shanghainese).

Personal Quotes

“No matter where I’m going, I feel like I’m leaving something behind. Every time I get on a plane, I cry. The flight attendants on Cathay Pacific must think I’m mad.”

“…you experience a lot more pain than normal people, your mom dies, your dad dies, your boyfriend chucks you, you live in the street, and you’re really going through these emotions. You’re trying to know what it feels like to watch a man die in front of you, as if you’ve really lived it. Once that division is gone, it gets blurry, you look back at a shoot and think, was I really that sad because in the film my boyfriend didn’t like me — or was it something else, something real?” [on being an actress]

“If I was drinking something [in my house], they said, ‘Oh, she got dumped, she’s so miserable she’s turning to drink’. Or if my mother and sister came over, they said, ‘She’s so miserable she needs her family to support her through this hard time.’” [on her experience with the Hong Kong paparazzi]

“Words like ‘fabulous,’ ‘wonderful,’ ‘great,’ ‘absolutely gorgeous,’ they don’t exist in Cantonese. It’s good, or it’s O.K. That’s it. It’s very blunt, Cantonese. I appreciate that there are no fake words, but it’s hard to switch channels, sometimes, after I’ve spent time in France. I’m just learning to use more generous words myself, but you know, ‘gorgeous,’ I just can’t go to that extreme.”

“It was heaven. We were in Los Angeles. And we could go anywhere. No one had any idea who I was.”

“I think I started to have thoughts to really want to be serious about my work when I was about twenty five and I just kind of started to look into that direction and moved into it. But it didn’t seem as though it was going anywhere because, you know, films without action or comedy are rare to find in Hong Kong, especially if the main character is a woman. But along the way, I’ve had a few good breaks.”

Even though we can say the European or North American market is bigger, no, for me, I want Hong Kong to be my main market. They want to own me and I want to own them. It’s out of willingness.

“These two men, how they like their women to be is so different. The way Wong [Karwai]sees beauty, or women related to beauty, it has to be that sensual, perfect thing, whereas Olivier [Assayas] is more interested in something more internal and modern. But I feel happy to be able to fit into their desires of what they want to see on the screen. That’s what interests me in my work, to transform according to different directors.”

“Because I’ve done so many different roles, I don’t want to repeat myself. It’s getting harder and harder to find something interesting.”

“I think it comes from far away inside me, to be strong to survive everything that comes my way. I think, going back to the beginning, feeling like an alien in an English school when I was eight, that set up my pride very early on. I think I’m very defensive, but I’m trying not to be like that any more.”

Where Are They Now

(August 2005) Upper East Side, New York

(2009) Resides in Beijing, China.